best motherfuckin friends!
#i’m imagining tyrion running around fucking shit up so jaime doesn’t feel awkward anymore #jaime keeps not being able to open doors #so tyrion yells at people for closing doors #jaime can’t use silverware #so tyrion starts eating with his hands (via jeynegrey)
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Anonymous asked: Could you maybe post a selfie so all of your followers can see how cute you are?
Anonymous asked: You're such a freaking cutie
Omg thank you so much anon :DD