pukind:

best motherfuckin friends! 

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

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8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

(Source: dutchster)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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fucking-emotion:

owlmylove:

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disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

😂hahaha

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Anonymous asked: Could you maybe post a selfie so all of your followers can see how cute you are?

Sure! ^.^

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Anonymous asked: You're such a freaking cutie

Omg thank you so much anon :DD